'That Was A Disgusting Scene, I Apologize' - Brad Underwood Should Never Say Sorry For Blasting His Bare Chest And Going Nuts In The Locker Room

We're apologizing for looking like the very normal male body now? I know he's saying this jest and what not, but you know someone told him he's too old to blast some bare chest. He's a little too flabby to go tarps off.  Underwood should be able to walk around the entire arena shirtless for taking Illinois to the Elite Eight for the first time since, well, you know: 

This is what the Tournament is all about though! It's about disgusting scenes. It's about men in the 50s and 60s acting like dumb kids because they are achieving something they never have in their careers before. Call me soft, I don't care, but seeing a guy like Underwood act like this separates the NCAA Tournament than everything else. Do you know how awesome it is to play with super soakers? Those things fucking rule. 

Anyways, back to Illinois. There was something fitting about them sealing the game with defense last night - specifically the Shannon steal and dunk with under a minute to go. That dude is playing out of his damn mind right now. We know what Illinois can do offensively. They can play through Shannon, Domask, dump it inside from time to time and then swing it around to a guy like Goode and shoot the ball. Oh and that's before you mention Coleman Hawkins who has perfected his role of just doing, well, everything. They are legit awesome to watch play. We even get to watch booty ball thanks to Jay Wright telling Underwood to let Domask play that way. 

I know this has been Underwood's go-to move. They celebrated the last win the same way. But all eyes are on you when you're the last one playing and you pop in shirtless. Gotta let the boys breathe baby! 

PS: Not gonna lie, I thought this was Mintzy for a second