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Dan Hurley's Biggest Concern In The NCAA Tournament Is Simple - Make Sure His Wife Knows She's Gotta Clean His Lucky Dragon Underwear ASAP

Look, there's nothing to say about the UConn/San Diego State game. It was the same old stuff for UConn - they beat the shit out of them. I mean the first few minutes were fun when San Diego State had a 10-9 lead. But you can't stop UConn. I don't know how, especially if you're a team like San Diego Sate who is predicated on all defense. Seriously look at this run 

So what's Dan Hurley about? Not his typical coach stuff where he's going to get mad they let up a 4-0 run or something. Nope. He was on high alert that his wife knew she has to clean his lucky underwear pronto: 

Yep, that's the key. Forget landing Cam Spencer or Tristen Newton being an All-Big East guy. Nope, it's the red dragon underwear. Dan Hurley turns into a lunatic when he wears red dragon underwear. Really, this is just the key. Everyone knows you need superstitions if you're in sports. Plus, this is just the life of a coach's wife. You don't sign up to be in the Hurley family unless you know you gotta wash some drawers after a game. Can't ruin good juju. 

I mean, the man has a point too. Why play any close games? 

Yeah, doesn't seem like a problem just yet.