It's Disgusting That People Are Trying To Shame Patrick Mahomes For Eating 10 Ice Cream Cones A Night
This is the moment where I need to take a stand against bullying. I didn't want to blog this, but I've seen it all over the place today. It's also how I know it's a slow day out there on the Internet. People are trying to make fun of Patrick Mahomes for eating 10 mini drumsticks a night? It's disgusting behavior. It starts at the top with his wife Brittany too. That's something you leave in house. First off, nobody eats the mini drumsticks. Be a real human and get Patrick a real ice cream cone.
Second, this is NOTHING. That's just like 10 bites of normal ice cream. You're telling me you don't eat 10 bites of ice cream a night? You're a liar. The weather is starting to turn, the sun is out more. It's ice cream time. It's always ice cream time, but it's especially more true as the weather gets nice. I'm a big drumstick guy too. Those are delicious cones of ice cream. And you know what I've seen? People saying this is why he looks like this shirtless:
That's a normal look! Leave Patrick alone! It just so happens that Mahomes is the best football player on the planet right now and gets to look like this. Again, it starts with Brittany putting it out there. We need to stop shaming our significant others for eating like disgusting animals at times. Little secret - dudes like to eat shit food. It's what we arguably do best. We find a reason to sit on our asses eat nachos, wings, burgers, #swishes and everything else that people want to deem 'unhealthy.' We don't care.
If he's going through 10 pints of ice cream a night, then we can have a conversation. But this? This is nothing. This is basically finger food and an appetizer for dinner. I wouldn't even get off the couch to get another one. Gotta bring the box to the fridge with you, they'll still be frozen when you get to 10. Ice cream is delicious. That's really the story here. Ice cream is always delicious no matter how old or rich you are.