OMG! Caleb Williams Caught On LIVE Camera Feed With A Pink iPhone And Wearing What Looks To Be Lipstick

Caleb Williams is the future of Chicago. Sorry Connor Bedard, football is and always will be king. You can can be Williams' hand though, or something of that ilk. 

But that's only if this Williams cat gets his head on right. I mean a pink iPhone? Lipstick? All while attending a WOMEN'S BASKETBALL GAME NO LESS???

Yeah, he's already making me look like an asshole. I need my QB rocking a frat swoop and a perpetual hangover. Oh, and having the aura of a gigantic red elephant following him around everywhere he goes is a MUST. 

Ya know, something like this: 

Elsa. Getty Images.

The above picture is 'winning' personified

PSSSSYYYCCCHHHHHEEEEEE!!!!!! 

I don't care if you're the most blue collar person on earth or leading the progressive charge, you should NOT GIVE A SHIT about anything other than 

1. Caleb Williams not getting into trouble off the field
2. Caleb Williams being the best QB he can possibly be on the field

That's literally it. We are so starved for any success at all in Chicago that nothing other than those two things should matter at all, assuming he busts his ass in the weight room, film room, etc. So long as he keeps his head down and works hard like Justin Fields did (though to no avail), he can paint his nails whatever color he wants. 

To give a sort of parallel, letting someone be themself worked back in the 90s when these sorta things were MUCH less palatable by people as a whole…

Mitchell Gerber. Getty Images.

It's not a perfect comparison but people didn't give a shit then and often forget about it now because the Bulls won and won a LOT. So long as Rodman was a menace on the boards, he could go and do whatever the fuck he wanted both on and off the court, so long as it wasn't illegal. 

Like that midseason Vegas trip, for instance. 

But I digress: of course the most broken of broke brains on earth will disagree: 

Don't let them infiltrate you though. The most offensive thing about the original clip is that Williams doesn't have the newest iPhone. Just win and win a lot