Jim Harbaugh Is Still Taking Direct Shots At Ryan Day By Saying "No One Was Born On 3rd Base" In The Chargers Organization

As I begin this blog, sitting by myself at my desk, I just audibly sighed out loud. In my thirty years on this planet, I don't think I've ever sighed to myself before. But also, I don't think I've ever been so stuck between a rock and a hard place before. This mother fucker knows exactly what he's doing to me, because there are so many things I'd like to say right now, but we both know I can't say them. But if I could say them, I would say:

- Someone got real fucking cocky once his daddy Urban Meyer left

- You are the son of a head football coach and became a head football coach. Your first college football job was working for your Dad when he was the head coach at Western Kentucky. You are the definition of being born on 3rd base. 

- You finished your career 2-5 against Ohio State, and it would've been 2-6 had you not waved the white towel and blamed Covid back in 2020. Actually, you would've finished 0-6 because your ass would've been fired after the Buckeyes hung 100 on you.

- Yes, along with the help of a Navy Seal, you restored Michigan to greatness. And you immediately ran away because you know what's about to come next....

- Get some new material. You've been using this same line well before the Ryan Day rivalry 

.....but on other hand: I know I cannot talk shit because he took the football and jammed it right down my throat for each of the past three years. And after two straight skull fuckings, the universe came to our aid and gave us one chance to erase EVERYTHING from the previous two years. They gave us a cheating scandal that, if Ohio State could win at Michigan, would immediately reverse the entire narrative that Michigan retook the rivalry and Ohio State is soft. We had the perfect opportunity.....and they bullied us again.

So for that reason, I cannot talk shit about Harbaugh today. Or maybe ever? He took his ball and left Michigan, making sure to end on a high note. And now he's off at his cushy new NFL job in Los Angeles, still taking cheap shots at Ryan Day and Ohio State. Now, I must say....I do respect the pettiness. I do respect the grudge. And I do respect that he's onto a completely different job, and the first opportunity he got to get in front of cameras at the annual coaches meeting, he immediately takes a shot at Ohio State. But what actually makes me most mad here is I can't tell if he realizes that his now signature 3rd base line is a direct reflection of his own life. Like, does he know he's the most Born On 3rd Base person of all time? If he knows that and is still trolling, I fucking love it. But if he thinks he's earned everything that's came his way like a kid born in the inner-city, gathered enough scholarship money and high test scores to be the first person in his family to attend college, and then completely reversed the outlook of both his and his future children's life.....then fuck you, Jim Harbaugh, you lying, cheating, winning, oblivious, cowardly piece of shit.