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Jerry Jones Is Cooking Up His Masterplan For This Upcoming Season

Preparation is the key to success. If you want to gets wins on the field, it all starts with a winning game plan in the offseason. If you fail to plan, then you plan to fail. Jerry Jones has been around the league for 3 centuries at this point. He's seen it all and he knows this to be true. Which is why he's not going to waste another season as the Dallas Cowboys continue to squander opportunity after opportunity. Jerry Jones is cooking up his master plan this season and there's simply no way it fails. 

Enhance.....

Bingo! 

Imagine being one of the other 31 teams in the NFL right now. Everybody's ultimate goal is to win the Super Bowl. We're not even at the Draft yet and everybody knows they've lost. Hand the Lombardi over to the Cowboys now and let's just get to work on the 2025 season already. 

By the way--there are 3 options for what is actually going on here. The most logical is that Jerry Jones is a billionaire who has a pocket full of dog shit pens that are all running out of ink and he had to keep testing out different ones. The next most logical would be that Jerry Jones has been pulling the ol' "look like you're busy so nobody talks to you". You see a bunch of guys you really don't want to talk to walking by, just put your head down and start scribbling like a mad man as if you're working on something important. Old hockey trick. 

But the most plausible option here is that these scribbles and gibberish actually mean something to Jerry Jones. He either truly believes he's writing something down, or he can actually understand all those maniacal scribbles. Then he hands them off to some poor assistant to transcribe without any context or explanation at all. Just assuming the assistant will understand all of them as well. And that's how you run an organization into the ground for the better part of 3 decades. Classic Jerry. 

@JordieBarstool