A+ Self-Awareness: CBS Tried To Get DJ Burns To Randomly Start Eating Ice Cream During An Interview, He's Too Smart To Give Into Temptation

So the whole bit here is after a win NC State apparently gets an ice cream party. In the world of NIL, they get ice cream? Don't get me wrong, ice cream fucking rules, but I'll take my money and ice cream. Obviously we also know about DJ Burns. He's America's favorite Big Fella. Dude came out and said how he watches a lot of Hakeem he just happens to have the body of Zach Randolph. That's called self-awareness, probably why he's a damn good player. Watch his footwork! For a man that size, dude moves incredibly well. 

But I love the move by DJ Burns here. Everyone in America probably wanted him to take a big bite of ice cream like a kid at their birthday party and smile for the camera. Instead, he said not today CBS. I'm not getting yelled at by the strength and conditioning coach. Not when we're getting ready to play our 7th game in just over a week. Plus, what if it's an ice cream flavor he doesn't prefer? Maybe he's strictly a mint chocolate chip or cookies n cream guy. Ever think of that? You get hit with some plain chocolate or something like raspberry chocolate chip (delicious from Graeter's, if you know, you know) and you're not a fan, you're not gonna eat it. 

Let the man enjoy his ice cream in peace. No one wants to be seen going to own on a bowl of ice cream.

I can't believe the rest of America gets to enjoy DJ Burns vs Jack Gohlke. 

PS: Who had the ice cream ready? Who ended up eating the ice cream? Those are the important things here.