It Started With A Farmer Shoving A Bottle Up His Ass, And It Ended With The Breakup Of Yugoslavia.

Large3/21/2024 3:00 PM

I just recorded one of the most weirdly exciting podcasts ever... It involved various people shoving various things up various asses.

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The most “historic” example was mentioned in the title of this blog. It involves Djordje Martinovic a Serbian farmer who in 1985 had just gotten through plowing his field and decided to reward himself with an ice-cold bottle of beer.

Once the beer was finished, 'Georgie' decided to reward himself even further so he placed the bottle of beer onto a stick, placed the other end of the stick firmly into the ground, and then sat on the bottle until it disappeared into his asshole.

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As luck wouldn’t have it, the beer bottle broke while inside his rectum so poor Georgie had to go to the hospital where he told the doctors he was attacked by a group of Albanians who felt the best way to express their discontent with the current state of Yugoslavia was to shove a bottle up a farmer's ass.

A full investigation was launched, and it was found that the Albanian story was not true.

Another investigation was launched and the Albanian story was found to be true once again.

Yet another investigation was launched and the findings were inconclusive.

So in a time when Yugoslavia was going through its fair share of civil unrest, the story of Djordje Martinovic spread like wildfire. The next thing you know, he became the poster boy for the break up of Yugoslavia. That breakup started in 1991 and ended in 2008 with what was once called Yugoslavia now being called eight different countries: Croatia (1991), Slovenia (1991), Macedonia (1991), Bosnia and Herzegovina (1992), Montenegro (2006), Serbia (2006), and Kosovo (2008).

You can look up the story of Mr. Martinovic and his damaged asshole. Or you can just take my word for it. OR you can listen to this latest episode of Twisted History and learn about the weirdest things that were ever shoved up anyone’s ass.

Consider it a little bit of March madness for people who don’t watch basketball, opting instead for all things anal.