Dua Lipa Speaking Spanish Might Be the Greatest Video in Internet History

I got to the Chicago office at about 8:45 this morning. After hearing Ohio's Tate scream down from his upstairs perch about how he's been here since 5:15 a.m. and something about building a championship mindset to get to the OHSAA Girls' Basketball Sweet Sixteen, I headed into the Macrodosing studio. I started this blog at 9:17 a.m.

In the 32 minutes between those two events, I exclusively watched this video that is apparently only nine seconds long. That's 213 consecutive views and I still feel like I got a few more in me. I've never wanted to listen to something that I didn't understand more in my entire life — I actually understand it perfectly, but you could have told me she said absolutely anything for the first 30 views or so and I would have just silently nodded without diverting my attention from the screen.

This video has the potential to drive more subscriptions for language learning services than anything else in the last 25 years. Just put this video in a commercial followed by a link and I guarantee you sign-ups will go through the roof instantaneously.