"Bitch You Couldn't Scratch My Wife's Ass!" Ryan Whitney Gets Bodied By Michael Jordan While Playing 36 Holes Of Golf

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^^ MJ after taking $10,000 off some "scratch golfer" named Ryan Whitney. Talk about an awesome experience though. I genuinely think I'd be too nervous to swing the club. I don't even know if it would be fun. Like if he's with you the whole time can you just strike up a regular conversation? Are there rules about what you can and can't say? Does he wear the Kangol? These are all things I need to know. I feel like if you're lucky enough to play at his course you understand the rules going in. One being that you're there to golf, not dick around. The second (and probably most important) rule is that if Micheal Jordan plays with you, you play it cool. You also understand that when you lose, you're going to pay up. Michael Jordan is worth $3.2 BILLION and Whit still had to pay him $10k - that's how competitive he is. He wants to be able to say that he's got your money in his pocket. Just like he did with that security guard…

That said, $10,000 is a small price to pay. Whitney golfed with the goat and got some shit talked to him in the process. That's a story he'll be able to tell the rest of his life. Good on em. Check out the entire Spitting Chichlet's episode below! 

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