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Only Duke Basketball Could Be This Fucking Lame And Make A Texas A&M Pep Rally Look Normal

You're getting ready to play UNC and this...this is what you have to get you fired up? Yuck. You're supposed to be a proud basketball school and instead you have player singing their viral shit to you. Then again this is the same school that gives us those dorks getting fired up to Cascada. As much as I despise that rat face fuck, you know who wouldn't let this happen? Coach K. Cheating, berating his own fanbase, being hypocritical? Sure. He'd do all those, but he wouldn't let a player do this before UNC. No sir. 

I'd rather be at one of those bizarre Texas A&M yell leaders pep rally than this. At least they are trying and we all know what to expect with that place down there. But come on. I don't care how much you're on TikTok. I don't even care if you're a hell of a player. This is the last thing I'd want as a coach. I need to be locked in. Hell, I'd rather have a guy guarantee a win and give bulletin board material than whatever the hell this is. Call me old, but I don't even think Duke fans are pumped about it. 

Might be time to talk about Jon Scheyer losing the program. That or they are trying far too hard to lean into being unlikable. We already have the whole Filipowski court storm shitshow. We already have those dorks and that stupid baby inside Cameron Indoor. Now this. How do you people from New York cheer for it?