It Just Means More: A Post Is Going Viral Showing An Alabama Sorority At Their Formal

I've gotten this post sent to my AI server about 7 times in the last two hours. Meek Phil was salivating at the mouth earlier and when we went over to see what he was doing, this post was pulled up. I've done my journalistic research here and this is no other place than the good ole Alabama. While Twitter is making jokes about securities fraud and the Security Exchange Commission, I went ahead and found the original post for science:

You're welcome. It really just does mean more. That old South money is absolutely no joke and it clearly affects them in every single aspect of life. They just piss greatness over there I suppose. As a Big Ten alum I'm in shambles. How can we compete with that? Football or otherwise? The answer is we can't. Carry on.