We May Have Just Witnessed The Purest Form Of Celtics Porn To Ever Exist

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Just two days ago, I titled this blog

"The Boston Celtics Are Currently Kicking The Shit Out Of The NBA At A Historic Level And It Is Beyond Glorious"

To anyone who had been watching, you knew what I was talking about. If you hadn't been, well please take a look at the score in the tweet above. 

The Celts immediately backed up my claim by kicking the absolute shit out of Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors by 52 fucking points. No, that is not a typo. It was real and it was spectacular. This was a 44 point game at halftime!vThe starters played less than 2.5 quarters! 

Listen, we've seen a lot of ass kickings this season. Over this now 11 game winning streak, the Celts are winning by well over 20 points a game. Their +11.4 point differential is the 5th best of all time. They are quite literally, winning at a historic level. You go through a season as a fan and you'd be lucky to see one 50 point win. 

How about 3?????

This is a level of ass-kickery the NBA has never seen before, and it's getting harder and harder to remain logical when it comes to dreaming of what this team is capable of and what is on the table should they be fortunate enough to finish this season off and win that 18th banner. We're talking about an all time team in NBA history at stake here, and that's not hyperbole. It's legitimately possible.

Given who this beatdown came against, it makes it all the more satisfying. Sure it won't reverse what happened in 2022, but this was as cathartic as it gets. It was as if we were watching an exorcism unfold on live TV. All those demond and all that pent up frustration with the fact that GS have had the Celts' number ever since Game 3 of the Finals, it all exploded today in what was without a doubt the purest form of Celtics porn we may have ever seen. 

Already high as a kite via Celts Kool Aid given the whole 10 game winning streak thing, we are now entering a new level that I didn'yt know was possible. I didn't know you could get this high and yet here I am, floating. All I can do is sit here and cackle to myself because you then remember the Celts did ALL THIS today without Kristaps Porzingis. You know, the 7'3 basketball cheat code. How is that even possible? Not to mention, the Warriors had been one fo the best teams in the NBA for the last month. They had won 8 in a row on the road and had Steph Curry & Co in the lineup. 

We'll dive in more tomorrow once I have some time to actually digest what the hell I just watched, but I couldn't not blog it in the moment. We are witnessing something special unfold before our eyes, and it's getting better and better with every game.

Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to refill my glass

P.S.

You know that huge National TV game stretch against nothing but good teams? Here's how it's going