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Once Again, Antonio Brown Doesn't Miss an Opportunity to Remind Us He's the Worst Human Alive

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I've run out of ways to list just how horrifically, irredeemably gawdawful a person Antonio Brown is. Even if I just limited myself to the times he's gone out of his way to be a depraved, amoral, degenerate hemorrhoid on the butthole of the man who resurrected his career and took him into his own home twice, I'd never run out of examples. In fact, I could link to seemingly dozens of past blogs that have chronicled these very acts by this reprobate. 

But I don't want to be here all day. Instead, I'll just skip us right ahead to the latest example. Because this was a few days ago:

And this is today:

OMG! LOL! ROFL! 

Get it??? Here are photos of Tom Brady's ex congratulating Brown after the second time her husband rescued this ungrateful turd from obscurity, and even won him a ring! So … AB makes it look like she was banging … HIM!!! Good one!!! Not the first time he's pulled that gag. But it gets funnier every time he does! Amirite or amirite??? There aren't enough crying laughing emojis on the internet for this level of topnotch humor.

I hope there's a lesson here for everyone. But for Tom Brady in particular. Not every type of person is covered in your idealistic philosophy, your well-intentioned TB12 Fitness lifestyle, and your Four Agreements-style faith in humanity. Some people are just beyond redemption. They might present themselves as victims who just need someone to believe in them in order to reach their potential. They might appear to be prey. But they are in fact, apex predators who sense kindness and regard it as weakness to be hunted down. They don't appreciate your generosity; they resent it. See it as a vulnerability that deserves to be attacked and feasted upon.

Brady has chosen the dreaded high road on more occasions than I care to remember. He's chosen forgiveness over revenge more than I wish he had. He did it with hundreds of opponents hellbent on snapping him in two. Scores of media types who portrayed him as lucky, or a cheater, or worse, not as good at Peyton Manning. He even did it with Ginger Satan. I pray he doesn't do it with Antonio Brown. Because no one deserves the Terrible Swift Palm of Vengeance across the jaw more:

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Keep Brady's ex-wife's name out your fucking Twitter feed.