Lacrosse Ref Poops Themself, But Grinds It Out And Continues To Call The Game Nevertheless
This is how you know lacrosse refs are just built different.
You think a basketball ref is going to continue calling the game after shitting down their leg? You think a soccer ref would allow the game to go on if they defecated down their drawers? They're both running home and never to be heard from again. Heck, even hockey refs have to wear pants out there to save themselves of the potential embarrassment.
But not lacrosse refs. Because lacrosse refs just want it more. They know that they have a job to do, and they're not going to let anything get in their way. Not even a little leaky fart that's now running down their leg. No matter what happens, these refs are there to get the right call. It's such a thankless job, and this is what they're willing to put themselves through in order to do it.
Also I'd like to take this moment real quick to remind everybody of the NY Times Best Selling Novel titled, "Everybody Poops". It's probably one of the most influential pieces of literature of our lifetime. Everybody poops. And at some point in life, everybody poops their pants. It's all a part of life, baby. The thing to judge someone on isn't whether they poop their pants or not--it's how they respond. If they run away like a coward, then they have no character. If they take it on the chin and just accept it's a fact of life? Well this ref can play on my team any day.