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Delusional: Micah Parsons Doesn't Think There's A QB In The AFC Outside Of Mahomes Who Has Done Anything To Deserve More Credit Than Dak

At what point do Cowboys fans beg Micah Parsons to stop talking? Just a reminder here's his history: 

Now he's claiming there's not one single quarterback in the AFC outside of Mahomes who has accomplished more than Dak? Well, luckily, I can break it down for everyone. Let's run through them

Joe Burrow - made a Super Bowl, has more postseason wins than Dak

Lamar Jackson - 2x MVP, has made it to a conference title game

Aaron Rodgers - 4x MVP, won a Super Bowl, Super Bowl MVP

Russell Wilson - won a Super Bowl

Josh Allen - More playoffs win than Dak, 2nd team All-Pro, made a conference title game

Remember we're just talking accomplishments here. So here's Dak's:

Offensive Rookie of the Year, Second Team All-Pro, 2-5 in the playoffs. 4 TDs/7 INTs in the playoffs.

Congrats, you're fine at best. But claiming that he needs all this praise is hilarious. This is the same Micah Parsons who put blame on Dak for losing a playoff game at one point! He basically turned into TO minus real tears

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Actually, you know what, keep hyping Dak up. You're right, Micah, he should get a bigger contract extension. Give him $50 million a year. There's no one outside of Mahomes who has accomplished as much as him! I mean who else could lose some home playoff games and never sniff a conference championship game? Surely, Ryan Tannehill hasn't made a conference title game. 

Also why are you going to the AFC here? They for sure have better quarterbacks than the NFC. If you want to say the NFC you can at least limit the amount of players we're talking about here. I also get you want to back your guy, no problem with that. But you can't claim something as fact and just have the world ignore it. We're known for doing our research here at Barstool SPORTS and that's exactly what I had to do here. 

Can't wait to feel normal again when Cowboys fans scream this is the year as they are 9-2 only to collapse again. It's how we know the world is right.