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'He's Just A Regular Fucking Quarterback' - We Now Know The Dumbest Thing Said During The Super Bowl And The Moment The 49ers Lost

So today's the day we're getting all the mic'd up shit from the Super Bowl. Well, not all of it. You know, not the one piece that everyone was waiting for: 

Disgusting not to release it so I can see people complaining about this even more. But back to the audio we actually heard. You gotta be a real idiot to call Patrick Mahomes a regular fucking quarterback. He's just not. You can hate him, his family, the Chiefs, whatever, but anyone with a brain knows Mahomes isn't regular: 

Fucking ridiculous anyway you want to look at those stats. I know the Niners were just trying to hype themselves up, but I'm someone who firmly believes in juju. You can't put that juju out there that Mahomes is regular and you're going to make him look regular. That's how you end up with this screenshot that will be used for years to come

I'm not saying you should ever lack confidence that you're going to win. But you can't be blurting out things like this, especially when you know there's audio and video everywhere. That said, I do agree 100% with Justin Reid. 1:38 in the NFL is a damn eternity. You get stuffed, have to kick a field goal and leave that much time left? Everyone in the world assumed the Chiefs would have a chance to at least send the game to overtime. 

This is not very fun! That tune changed pretty quick. Shit, even they had to know the moment was over when you're saying that. Lesson as always, don't call Patrick Mahomes a regular fucking quarterback. He's just not.