'Little Guy. Coward. 300 Pound Softy' - Draymond Green Fucking Hates Jusuf Nurkic, Unleashed Hell Because Of A 'Too Small' Celebration

Finally, some real hate. Do I care that it's Draymond and Nurkic? No, we need NBA players to be at each other's throats again. I don't want to see all the hugs and celebrating other players for an achievement. Now, I know it's lame coming from Draymond. I know it's lame on Twitter and on a podcast. But he did punch him in the face already this year too. 

And now we have Draymond getting pissed that Nurkic hit him with the 'too small' celebration. Hilarious that Nurkic basically turned into any annoying Duke guard and slapped the floor like that. Man was ready to celebrate. Again, all fair play! You get punched in the face you should be celebrating like you won a title in their face. I don't care if the score is 2-0, the man punched you. 

All I know is Draymond fucking hates Nurkic and vice versa. You can't hit a giant of a human being with the insulting 'little guy' comment. Even worse might be the softy line. But I take offense to little guy. It's demeaning and I say this as a man who is 5'9." Granted, that's average height (look it up, dorks), I have too many friends hit me with a little guy comment. Not even friends, I have a younger brother who is taller than me and tries to hit me with that. Instant fight when that happens, no matter our age. It's about respect. 

This is where we need a little hockey rules though. Next Suns/Warriors game, drop the gloves and fight at the opening tip. Have these two line up to the jump and just start throwing haymakers. It works in hockey, it should work in basketball.