It's Impossible To Believe In True Love Anymore After Finding Out Larsa Pippen And Marcus Jordan Are Reportedly Breaking Up

Noooooo! This can't happen. We were so close to seeing the funniest wedding of all time. Michael Jordan showing up as the best man just to keep the war with Scottie going. It was going to be the easiest content in years. They were supposed to get married! 

How are we supposed to believe in anything? Sure, we could look at Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift but that's still new. That's the honeymoon phase and it doesn't get better than post-Super Bowl win/Grammy win honeymoon phase. I say this as someone who went on a real honeymoon. You still gotta deal with idiots traveling to wherever you go, flights being canceled out of St. Lucia and then getting back to real life. Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippen were the ones who were supposed to be the celebrity couple we could admire! 

Now? Now we're dealing with cryptic Instagram shit. 

Hilarious that Marcus responds just with a picture of his dad dunking. Dudes rock. 

Anyways, I've figured out the perfect solution. They were just on season 2 of Traitors together. Incredible reality TV. Highly recommend it. You know who else is on Traitors? Trishelle, CT and Bananas. People from a little show called The Challenge, which desperately needs help. Bring back The Challenge: Battle of the Exes. Jordan and Tori, Marcus and Larsa, Bananas and Moriah, plenty of good options to save the greatest reality show on TV. 

Let's remember the good times and hope a season on The Challenge can still give us a Pippen/Jordan wedding. We need it.