Drunk Jon Jones Heckling A Comedian For 5 Minutes May Be The Cringiest Video Of 2024

Some things are guaranteed to make you cringe no matter how many times you see em in this life. 

Like a proposal at someone else's wedding:

....or watching your friends get yelled at by their parents:

….or a Jackson Mahomes TikTok:

….or the infamous 'Buffet of Bits' elimination from Barstool Idol:

….or this Tiffany Gomas tweet:

….or even me attempting a handshake:

At the top of my personal most-cringeworthy watch list, though, is drunk idiots heckling comedians. I can't take it. I can barely make it through the viral videos of it happening, even if the comedian "DESTROYS" or "OBLITERATES" or even "EVISCERATES" the heckler in the end; the awkwardness just makes my skin crawl. 

I can't say I was surprised to find out Jon Jones (allegedly?) got wasted at a comedy club and joined the ranks of the worst hecklers of all time, though! That pretty much lines up with what we know about the guy! In fact, I'd argue it's actually one of his more minor offenses in the grand scheme of things.

What a nightmare situation for the comedian, huh? You're trying to deal with a drunk heckler while still keeping your set moving, making some jokes about the situation he's now put that whole club in - but that drunk heckler is also largely considered the greatest UFC fighter of all time, and an infamous wildcard….and he's telling you he wants to put his fingers in your butt???

Dafuq? Why'd he say that?!

I don't think the guy on stage (named Def Noodles) realized who he was talking to, so I feel like it's a good thing he didn't cross the line and say something that would've pissed Jon off. Much like The Incredible Hulk, I don't think you'd like Jon Jones when he's angry. 

I'd never ever wish this upon them, but I'd also sorta love to see how Francis and Lil Sas would handle a drunk Jon Jones. I think they may just rip into him good enough to provoke an attack. 

Anyway, I think drunk-heckling a stand up comedian should be jail time in the United States of America. Not just for Jon Jones. For everyone who does it. Straight to jail. 

Maybe 18 months, 12 on good behavior? Something like that. That sound fair?