The Dream: Tua Hopped On Stage To Play Guitar With Darius Rucker As Daniel Jones Was Rightfully Left In The Crowd To Party

We know the Dolphins won't make a Super Bowl. You got the Flemming Curse and Nicky Smokes jinx. That alone is enough to hold them back before you get to the whole AFC quarterback rankings. So what's the next best thing? Going to the Super Bowl and being brought on stage with Darius Rucker. I don't care, I love Darius Rucker but love Hootie even more. If I'm ever brought on stage to play with him, give me Hold My Hand. Hootie just has banger song after banger song and you're lying if you try to disagree. 

That said, tough look for Daniel Jones but as a Giants fan I hope he gets used to it. You're ass is on the bench, pal. You stay in the crowd and belt out the lyrics and swing your hips like a proud parent. Maybe make the playoffs more or look the part of QB1 more and you too can get on stage with Hootie. Oh and I want, no, I demand and apology from anyone who wasn't screaming to take Josh Allen (the Kentucky version) over him in the Draft when Allen fell right to us. Sure would be nice to have another elite pass rusher. 

Now, I don't know why Tua was brought up to sing Wagon Wheel. Unless he's leading the crowd to scream fuck Tennessee when there's the perfect gap between Johnson City and Tennessee, you gotta bring him on stage to sing Only Wanna Be With You. I mean the Dolphins make Darius Rucker cry. He's a diehard Phins fan. You have QB1 of the Dolphins right there who collapsed down the stretch. It was the perfect time to sing that and have Darius Rucker look directly at Tua during that line. 

Just a couple guys who won't play in a Super Bowl, so getting used to doing other cool shit. That's at least embracing where you stand as quarterbacks. Brutal to be there, stick out as the tallest man in the room and still can't be brought on stage to play some background music or vocals.

Pretty interesting though that the only other QB to get MVP votes was playing The Dozen while the man he beats was playing guitar with Darius Rucker. Makes you think.