Sean Strickland Sparred An Influencer Named Sneako And Beat The Living Shit Out Of Him On Livestream

Listen, it's a little slow for a Friday afternoon here at Barstool. The streets are saying that Nate At Noon was a snooze, the office is empty as usual even though approximately zero people from NYC were sent to the Super Bowl, and Dana White is free-rolling all of our rich employees and making them hundreds of thousands of dollars and we're calling it "gambling". 

That was until Sneako went live in Vegas with what looks to be the Nelk Boys in attendance and decided to spar recent UFC middleweight champ Sean Strickland. Is there a bigger "what is the internet" sentence in 2024 than including buzz words like Sneako and the Nelk Boys? I can't really explain to you who Sneako is other than maybe saying he's like a cheap-rate Andrew Tate clone who apparently likes cucking behavior. Hat tip to him though because he somehow always manages to find himself in viral news and that's something I can respect as a viral blogger myself!

And that's exactly why I'm writing this blog. I write for clicks and there's no updates on Sydney Sweeney or Bobbi Althoff, so here I am. Speaking of Sneako though, what the fuck was he thinking? Strickland looked like he was ready for blood in that ring, and now the entire Internet is laughing at him getting his ass beat for millions of people to see. Strickland beating up on the common man doesn't get any brownie points from me though. The only winner here is Rumble, who happened to get in bed with Barstool Sports a few weeks ago. Twitch or whoever else would have probably censored this type of beatdown but nope, not the fellas over at Rumble. Free speech wins again.

P.S. Business is booming over at our Rumble channel.