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And She Can Pass! Maggie Sajak Arrived In Las Vegas And Promptly Showed The World She's A True 5-Tool Player

I don't want to complain about the 2-week break from conference title games to the Super Bowl, because we're a couple days away from begging for anything football related to be on our screens. There's always that moment we all go through when we'd kill for a week 5 game and bitching about some terrible late hit or how it's dumb there are only 3 4pm games. Those are simpler times. 

So now we move on to get ready for Sunday. Everyone and their mother is starting to prep. You figure out who is bringing buffalo chicken dip. Everyone wants to bring buffalo chicken dip, but it's important to name 1 person. They have to be the most trustworthy, the one who knows the exact spice level to make it, the one who knows just how much to make. The one who will show up at the right time so the dip is ready to go and not wasting time too close to game time. We have the anthem to worry about here, folks.

I would argue that person is a 5-tool player. Then I saw this video of Maggie Sajak. Yep, daughter of Pat, the person everyone is screaming about to take over when Vanna White hangs the dress up. She's more than a letter turner though. Look at these skills. Okay, maybe the form on the throw isn't the best, but it's a start. We see Tua throw ducks all the time and he was a first round pick. 

So maybe she's not QB1. People figure that out at different points in their lives. She still can kick. Might be a toe kick, but hey, we've seen that work in the NFL before. A couple quick lessons with this guy and we might be looking at an elite kicker. 

I know people will say she missed the kick. Looked more athletic than someone who screams about past sports success. 

Don't mind me, I'm just over here blogging like Boobie Miles' uncle

Until I see her practicing with the 49ers, it's gotta be the Chiefs year. Too many good juju moments going their way.