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The Teacher Who Lost Her Job for Filming OnlyFans Content in Her Classroom Threatens the Couple Who Outed Her

You may remember the tale of Arizona teacher Samantha Peer, who lost her job last fall because apparently some people have an objection to sending their kids off to a middle school where the Three R's being emphasized are Raunch, Rimming, and Rear Entry.

As Kelly Keegs explained in November:

Source - An eighth-grade teacher in Arizona and her husband have lost their school jobs after they recorded OnlyFans videos in her classroom — a side hustle she claimed was necessary to supplement their low salaries.

Using the alias “Khloe Karter,” Thunderbolt Middle School science teacher Samantha Peer uploaded the X-rated videos for her OnlyFans page, which her students found and shared among themselves, the Today’s News-Herald reported. Her husband, Nautilus Elementary School fourth-grade teacher Dillon Peer, also took part in the adult productions inside the Lake Havasu Unified School District building, according to the report.

And because I'm nothing if not the sort of colleague whose performance review should read, "Works well with others," I'll include a bit of Kelly's personal take on this, with the link she provided. 

We all know I am a strong supporter of an Onlyfans side hustle, but we're getting a little ridiculous here.

That's how you get along with your co-workers. And while I ask no favors in return, if Kelly should wish to shoehorn in a link to sell some books into one of her blogs, so much the better. People helping people help people. That's the Old Balls Way.

But "ridiculous"? I respectfully disagree. The only ones being ridiculous are the parents who ratted out Mr. and Mrs. Peer. OK, so American public education is a disgrace. Maybe our standardized test scores are the laughingstock of the world. Perhaps places like Sri Lanka and Zimbabwe score better than we do in every subject, including English. 

And parents resent sending their kids to a school where the only hands-on science they're getting in accidentally putting their hands on a recent sample of Samantha Peer's DNA. Where the administration will send in a hazmat team if a parent packs peanut butter in their kid's lunch, while Dillon Peer can leave his baby butter all over the classroom. 

Which apparently is the case. Because while Samantha was whining about how she's a victim in all this, someone who apparently watched her cinema verite' claims these two crazy lovebirds were doing it on the students' desks:

But does any of her actions warrant getting fired? After all, it can't be easy to generate revenue on your side hustle when you're - and I'm trying to be kind here - a soft Lake Havasu 4. She and Dillon had to do something to set themselves apart from the usual assortment of pale, doughy, five-headed trailer donkeys on OnlyFans. Change the setting from their faux wood-paneled double wide with the Dreamcatchers on the windows into a taxpayer-funded location with the solar system on the bulletin board in the background, and you just might turn that 4 into a 5.5 or even a 6. 

Certainly the folks who dimed her out must've liked what they saw, because they subscribed. And maybe still do. No one can be sure. 

What we do no for sure is that Samantha/Khloe has not forgotten. And is not willing to bury the hatchet, unless it's into the back of the husband whose wife did her dirty:

NY Post - This ex-educator wants to teach her traitorous pal a serious lesson. 

A former teacher has vowed revenge on the so-called “family friend” who exposed her racy OnlyFans account. …

Peer took a more defiant tone on Twitter on Wednesday after learning an important detail about the woman who snitched her out. 

“In November, a family friend decided to expose my identity to national news,” she wrote.  “This morning, I realized her husband and I workout at the same time in the morning. Karma is coming you f- -king c- -t.” 

Peer’s foul-mouthed message seemed to imply that she was aiming to sleep with the traitorous woman’s husband. 

The former educator’s Twitter bio now reads: “I used to be a teacher and they caught me making porn in my classroom after hours. Now I spend my days at home stealing DILFs.”

Ha! Serves you right, former family friend! You just had to snitch. And in doing so you awakened (Samantha will have to pardon the expression because she's obviously working out a lot and trying to keep it tight) a sleeping giant. A foul-mouthed one at that. See how much you like it when she's stealing your man! And treating him to some of the same unappealing boning she gave her husband while bent over those desks. That'll teach you to mess with this world class rural Arizona class DILF Hunter. 

Good for you, Samantha. You apologized for spreading your bodily fluids all over the workspaces of some unsuspecting teenagers, but do not apologize for wanting to get back at your frienemy who did you wrong. And I'm glad you came up with the Khloe Karter professional name. Because "Peer" is all wrong for you. A class act like you truly has none.