Taylor Swift Won Two Grammys And Announced a BRAND NEW ALBUM

Not only did Taylor make history Sunday night for being the first nominee ever to win Album Of The Year FOUR times, in addition to scooping up Pop Vocal album of the year, she announced A BRAND NEW FUCKING ALBUM!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

During her first speech of the night, Taylor tells us she's been working on her new album, out April 19, titled "The Tortured Poets Department." Hooooooly shit. GIRD YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LOINS YALL, this one is going to be a doozy. I'm predicting lyrics like we've never heard before, MANY MANY features and cowriter friends, as well as a whole new mood that will carry us through every April Shower that falls upon us. Holy shit. I really can't believe this woman is putting out MORE NEW MUSIC. 

What a night at the Grammys, truly. Major GIRL POWER vibes, Taylor looking cool and winning big - what more could we ask for??? 

...............(Reputation Taylor's Version.)