FREE HER! Lisa Ann Got Escorted Out Of The Matt Rife Show In NYC In Handcuffs

If you had Killer Mike and Lisa Ann both getting arrested at shows Sunday night, then please come to the ticket counter and cash in your lottery ticket. But really, how dare they do this to America's Mother? Lisa was in the NYC office last week and I haven't seen Klemmer and Meek Phil with that wide of a smile since before the 2015 World Series. She's a regular visitor and always comes in with a smile on her face. Remember when she helped Mantis clean his "big desk"? Of course you don't, no one does. But really, Matt Rife sucks, so maybe her biggest crime tonight was actually attempting to attend one of those.

Initially I thought this was fake, because it really does look like some porn-level acting, but Lisa said "This. Is. Not. A. Bit." in her caption so I immediately started looking up how to put money on her books. You gotta wonder what the charge was though, considering she was yelling about how she didn't use her phone. Maybe they thought she was recording the performance and then she refused to leave so they arrested her? Regardless, you can't be the cop that arrests Lisa Ann. Look at that cop who works for the NYPD and probably sees 1000x worse in any given day dragging out Lisa in handcuffs. He knows what he's doing is wrong. He doesn't want to be attached to this.  

Real talk though, the Mount Rushmore of porn would be her 4 times. A career that's spanned as long as LeBron James with just as much if not more productivity. A true shame what has transpired at Radio City Music Hall Sunday night.

FREE HER! H/T to John Rich for putting these GIFs in the Barstool backend for your enjoyment.