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Tough Night: Arizona State Fan Is Fed Up With Garbage Basketball, Gets Obliterated And Hauled Out Of The Arena By 4 Cops Carrying His Limbs

While hilarious, gotta admit this is a bad look for Arizona State. You can't be calling yourself the No. 1 party in the school in the nation and have a guy carried out like this from a basketball game. I don't care that you lost to Stanford. I don't care that your team sucks. You gotta power through. You're Arizona State, you don't just show up to the Inferno (incredible student section name) and have 4 cops haul your ass out of there. Not sure how awake he is, but smart at least to go dead fish. Still the best to do it: 

I ain't wasting energy if you're hauling me out! That said, can't be comfortable when your body is looking like a hammock because all the cops are carrying your limbs. Gotta get a more comfortable resting spot. Then again just goes to show you when you're a young kid blasted out of your mind you can sleep anywhere. That's basically reserved for college kids and dads on a couch. You shut those eyes no matter where you are and you're getting a great nap in. 

The worst part is this dude is ruining a weekend. You can't get arrested (I assume he did) on a Thursday. You only get so many college weekends, you gotta maximize those. Pretty soon you're sitting there debating on going out on a Friday because you're up early and worked all day and just want to do nothing. That's when you become the dreaded washed word. In college days don't matters. Bars have specials every night, you only have to go to class for like 3 hours a day if you do your schedule right plus don't have class on Friday's. Easiest no-brainer decision is loading up the schedule on Tuesday and Wednesday so you're off Friday. 

Tough, tough look to have 4 guys carry you out. Diet starts Monday.