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Now It's Serious: Jerry Jones Is Declaring 2024 The Year The Cowboys Go All In, Opposed To Whatever The Hell They've Done The Last 30 Years

This is exactly why we need a clone of Jerry Jones and have some form of him always in charge of the Cowboys. Claiming this is the year they go all in after failing again in the playoffs is what he does best. It's the perfect quote. Oh they were building for this. Sure, that's what they were doing. They weren't trying to win you guys, they were just trying to build for 2024. It all comes to this year. 

All it does is make me even happier and anxious for next year's playoffs. Not that I'm scared of the Cowboys, but rather to see how they fail in miserable fashion. Feel like we hit the high note when they lined up Zeke at center and he just got destroyed but this is their year. They gotta do something better than that. You don't build it all up just for Dak to throw a bunch of backbreaking picks again. 

Arguably even better? This ramble about Mike McCarthy

Don't discount hanging around the rim! Who cares about winning when you can just keep saying you made the playoffs. That's the important thing here! Why not keep a guy who keeps choking but only on the big stage? The Cowboys really are the best because of Jerry Jones. He's going to make outrageous claims, they'll win 10 games and then shit the bed. It's the one guarantee in life that we all need. 

Good thing the team seems to be buying into the all in 2024 mantra.