Congrats To Ben Simmons For Playing Basketball For The First Time In 38 Games And CRUSHING His Over Points Prop Bet

You know what time it is, baby! SIMMO THE SAVAGE IS BACK!!! Oh yeah! With double digit points, no less - a solid 10 BURGER slider!!! All within 5ft of the basket! Thank GOD the intimidating likes of a 6'1 Trae Young wasn't in the paint to disrupt the mojo of the 6'10 Simmons! Simmo might have had to take a season off from the league after being forced to battle in that kind of mental warfare! Good looks for the always borderline Triple-Double stat line king! 

Oh well. Stay cookin' in Brooklyn, Ben. With your help, that 19-27 Nets record might just stay around 10 games below .500 for the rest of the season. Godspeed, Simmo The Savage!