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Regular Casanova Pulls Off The Riskiest Marriage Proposal Of All-Time And Knocks It Out Of The Park

There's a lot of pressure when you're proposing to a significant other. Especially in today's climate where every time you open social media, the hottest most racially ambiguous Casanova of a man you've ever seen is parachuting down from the Goodyear blimp with a 50-carat blood diamond to propose to his supermodel wife on the top of the Empire State building. Stuff like that can make you feel a bit insecure about proposing in the park. 

But that's the world we live in now. If you're going to ask the person you love to spend the rest of their life with you, you gotta pull out all the stops. Unfortunately not all of us can simply withdraw $30k out of our TikTok creator fund to purchase the most romantic 5 minutes of her life. Some of us are forced to get creative on a budget. I must say, this hombre knocked his gunpoint propuesta out of the park. Kicking off an engagement with your significant other held a gunpoint is a risky maneuver. But based on this woman's reaction, he seems to have pulled it off. She was the perfect combination of "omg I love you" and "omg I'm going to murder you." That's the sweet spot right there. 

I will say, if I were him, I would have taken this one step further. If you're going to go through the trouble of setting this all up, you might as well stage it so you beat the shit out of the robbers. The way he did it, before she realized what was happening, she was probably thinking, "is this pussy really just going to let me get robbed?" You don't want that to be her last thought before you drop to one knee. What he should have done is taken some sort of Bruce Lee combat acting class, karate chopped the shit out of the robbers, then proposed to her while they were laid out on the pavement. At that point you might not even have to let her know the whole thing was fake. Just let her think you saved her life and proposed to her all in one fell swoop. That's romance right there.

But again, that's not going to work for most girls. It takes an extremely down bitch to handle a proposal like that with such grace. So for anybody at home who's planning some sort of robbery proposal, or any proposal that features weapons, you better know damn well she's cool. Or if at some point your find yourself planning a proposal where you'll be faking your own death, or a proposal that involves arson, take a good long look in the mirror and ask yourself if this is really going to go the way you think it is. Or else that might be the last you see of her.