Sydney Sweeney Is Yep, You Guessed It, A Nun In Her New Movie "IMMACULATE" That Dropped Its Trailer Today

It's been a slow couple weeks since I dropped my latest Sydney Sweeney blog. In case you live under a rock, I've taken it upon myself to become the number one and only Sydney Sweeney beat reporter here at Barstool Sports. If Keegs can write about what Taylor had for breakfast, then I should be able to do the same for Sydney. Besides, I've crunched the numbers and the only topics that averages more pageviews per blog are "Greenie Celtics recap blog" and "Reags Dozen trade news". 

All I have to say here is that I have set a reminder for March 22nd and I will be in attendance for the premiere. There are two very important people at Barstool who have birthdays that day, and if they know how to celebrate, they'll join me to see Sydney as a nun (shoutout Spider and Dave). I'm team Sydney Sweeney in every aspect of life. If she chooses to be an astronaut, then she'll be Buzz Aldrin. In this case, she's Mother Theresa. All jokes aside, Sydney diving into horror might be the best case scenario for all cinema fans. I'm no cinephile but this makes sense in my head.

It's also time we give flowers to Sydney for her output. There's a saying about capitalizing on your 10 minutes while it's still there, and Sydney is no exception. I saw she was trending on Twitter and that's how I got to writing this blog, but turns out she did Hot Ones that released too:

Credit where credit is due. The reign of Sydney continues.