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"I'm Inside Of You, I Want You To Be Inside Of Me." Armie Hammer's Former Hookup Describes SUPER Creepy Way He Explained His Cannibalism Kink To Her

Source - Armie Hammer's recent fling has given us a glimpse into his bedroom "cannibalism" kinks -- you know, the ones that landed him in the center of sexual abuse allegations.

Comedian Brittany Schmitt makes it clear to her pal Brittany Furlan on "This is The Worst Podcast" that while things beneath the sheets were consensual between them, she's absolutely not negating the other accuser's experiences -- cause she, too, was disturbed by his actions.

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"Like what is that?" Great question, Britt! Apparently some people call it a kink, but I call it a mental illness. Not the cool kind that you can get attention for online. The kind that ends your career and lands you selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands. Having said, at least he attempted to explain it to her? The cycle of completion? Whatever that is? I don't know. I also don't know why anyone would want to hook up with Armie Hammer given that his entire reputation is about eating people. 

Although the craziest part of the story is that their conversation, about cannibalism, took place while they were both SOBER...

She claims she met Armie this past August through sober friends in L.A. and they had a brief fling. She says straight off the bat Armie was open about the cannibalism claims levied at him -- explaining it to her as a "cycle of completion" and "I'm inside of you, so I want you to be inside of me" sorta thing.

Mind you, Schmitt doesn't sound bent outta shape about the biting at all, and according to her Armie was so into it, he'd push the limit sometimes -- but, she's clear, when she asked him to stop, he would.

I'm not saying it would make it better if they were drunk, but being sober adds a whole new level of fucked up. And I'm not here to kink shame…but I kind of am. I feel like cannibalism falls outside of the realm "normal" sexual activity. Oh well! I don't have a dog in this race. Consider this blog more of a warning to all the singles out there that if someone is rationalizing a cannibalism kink to you on any a first date, run.