Scumbag Bills Fans Unleash A Barrage Of Snowballs On Patrick Mahomes Leaving The Stadium, National Media Doesn't Make A Peep

Jordie1/22/2024 2:50 PM

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Alright so here's the deal--I get it. I understand the way the world works, and that there are always going to be different rules for different people. Not everybody is going to be treated the same way after doing the same thing. Like how a hot dude and an absolute slob could say the exact thing to a woman, and one of those could be taken as flirting while the other is considered harassment. It is what it is. But does that make it right? Not a chance.

Over the years, the entire sporting world has become enamored with Bills fans. Fortunately it's slowed down over the years as the Bills have become slightly less lovable losers, but it's still Bills Mafia this, and Bills Mafia that. They get blackout drunk, light each other on fire, jump through tables, and get doused in condiments. People love that shit. And because they love that shit….well I guess that gives them the greenlight to go full scumbag and pelt Patrick Mahomes with snowballs on his way out of the stadium after beating the Bills' ass in the playoffs yet again.

That's not powdery snow. Those are basically balls of ice getting hurled from 25 sections up directly at the best player in the league. When Bills fans do it, they get "lol's". Could you imagine the reaction that would come about if this game were in Philly?

The national guard would be called in. The President would call a state of emergency. You'd have every single show on every single network leading with a full thinkpiece on the travesty. We're not just talking ESPN and FS1. We're talking MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, BBC, Telemundo. The whole world would want to lock up the entire city of Philadelphia for attempted murder. But because Bills fans jump through tables before games, it's LOL.

All we ask is that we just get an ounce of consistency. Can we, or can we not, launch snowballs at football games? I'm perfectly fine with either answer. If you want to try to wreck Patrick Mahomes with an ice ball after he just ripped your team's heart out of their chests, fine. Go for it. But all we ask is that you don't get made when Philly fans do the same thing.