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Send Out The Smoke Patrol On These New Oregon Ducks Hockey Uniforms

I'm pretty sure the Smoke Patrol has been in hibernation over the past few years and haven't been set out on any missions lately. But that changes today after catching a glimpse of these bad boys. Straight up gas coming out of Eugene with these set ups. 

There's never been a stronger case against Title IX. Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate the desire to have equal funding for men's and women's sports in college. I'm just a simple blogger making simple blogger money. I'm going to need my daughter to get a fat scholarship to head to school. But the fact that Oregon can't take their hockey team to NCAA DI level? Well it's just not right. These sweaters belong to be worn at the highest level college hockey has to offer.

For the longest of times I never thought we'd see a more perfect Ducks jersey than the original.

But these get the job done. If I had but one qualm with the jerseys, it would be the lack of a lace tie up. I think that always adds a final touch to outdoor uniforms. But everything else is perfection. The type of sweaters that stop you dead in your tracks. Mt Vesuvius amounts of heat.

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