Ralph The Dog Feels Very Guilty About Stealing All Of The Tater Tots

And when I say all of the tater tots, I mean all of the tater tots.  There had to be at least 20 tater tots in there.  Good ol’ tater tot-stealing Ralph.  I don’t care if he stole them either, I hope his humans let him eat all those tater tots.  I’m sure they don’t want them now that they’ve been baked in their dog’s mouth (or maybe they do. I’d still eat them).  He went through all of that effort to stuff ‘em in his face like a squirrel.  At least let him eat them.  Pretty fucked up if they don’t.  Have you seen that one dog who holds food in his mouth?

This guy, Sid

I wake up in cold sweats at least twice a week fearing that Sid’s owner’s don’t let him eat the food that he patiently holds in his mouth so they can make an Instagram video.  So much so that I think Seal Team 6 needs to rappel into Sid’s house and check on him to make sure he’s okay.  Because if he doesn’t get to eat that pizza and burgers then we’re talking about a torture situation.  Same goes for Ralp and his tater tots.  I want video proof that these dogs are being allowed to eat the food after the internet video gets made.