Kanye West Has Removed All of His Teeth and Replaced Them With Titanium

Daily Mail - Kanye West has had all his teeth removed and replaced with titanium dentures in his latest shock move.

The rapper, 46, who is being sued for allegedly hitting an autograph seeker in 2022, proudly flashed his pointy new smile in an Instagram post - in which he likened himself to iconic James Bond villain, Jaws, who appeared in in The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker.

In an exclusive photo obtained by DailyMail.com, West's lavish new dentures - which a source revealed are 'more expensive than diamonds' and were designed by the star himself - were shown.

Note: Kanye's PR team wants you to know that he DOES NOT have titanium dentures. They're permenet titanium teeth and they look great

I love this for Kanye. I love this for me. Not because of how they look. They look fairly bad. They barely even look rich. They objectively look like Kanye covered his teeth in Reynolds Wrap like a 7th grader dressing up as Paul Wall for Halloween 2005 (Paul Wall is a very underrated rapper by the way. I feel like his name is mostly used as a punch line, but his verse in Drive Slow is one of my all-time favorites).

Anyways.. to have titanium teeth and no longer have to worry about my real teeth? Sign me up. I've had bad teeth my whole life. It sucks. Getting cavities filled every year. Seeing the disappointment in my dentist's eyes every time I go in for visit like I personally let him down, but at the same time questioning if he's just bullshitting me for the insurance money because he knows no matter what work he tells me I "need done" I'm going to blindly agree, because who am I to tell teeth boy he's wrong about teeth. Fuck all of that. If only I had hideous titanium dracula fangs soldered into my gums. I would never have to lie to teeth boy about my flossing habits again. 

Kanye's whole face below his nose is just a disaster at this point. He got in that car crash a while back and had his whole jaw wired shut. It still looks swollen to this day. I'm pretty sure there's a metal plate in there. Now his mouth is entirely void of teeth and full of titanium. Not to mention all the dumb shit he says with it. "The Holocaust never happened" is going to hit different through $850,000 titanium teeth.

I'm a Kanye guy as far as his music goes. He's one of the greatest musical artists of my generation. I'm pro-Kanye up until the point where he gives any of his opinions on anything other than music and fashion. To be honest, even his fashion taste is kind of shit. But I appreciate the fact that he takes risks in that department. I'd classify Kanye's new titanium teeth as a fashion risk. Although as far as inspirations go, Kanye truly could not have picked an uglier one than Jaws from James Bond.

That's one ugly dude. I'm excited to see what Kanye decides to do with his mouth next. It's going to have to be something with his tongue. Maybe he gets it elongated to look like Gene Simmons. Or maybe he splits it down the middle like one of those reptile people. 

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Or if he wants to stick to super villains, maybe he'll take a knife to the sides of his mouth and go full Joker. None of that would surprise me at this point. Everything is on the table for Kanye. The man has already made it in life. He's playing with house money at this point. A rich, crazy person with nothing to lose is capable of anything. 

P.S. If Kanye were a real man he would have gotten a tungsten grill.