Moronic Eagles Fan Spends Ridiculous Amount Of Money Just To Throw Full Tub Of Popcorn At Nick Sirianni
Obviously there's a chance this bozo is an Eagles fan who lives near the Tampa area and didn't need to spend any additional money to travel to the game. But for the sake of the blog, let's just assume this jerkoff is a die hard Eagles fan who somehow thought this gutless team was worth a trip to Tampa.
You're spending all that time and money to travel. Now if you're sub-human enough to think throwing shit at someone is acceptable behavior, then most likely you are street trash who just looks for the cheapest flight and hotel possible. It's still not cheap, and it's still more than you would have paid to watch the game from your couch. You're also spending a couple hundred dollars on tickets, and then however much you overpaid for stadium popcorn. All in, I'd imagine the absolute cheapest you make this happen is $600.
For what? To see the Eagles get their dicks kicked in and then act like the biggest smacked ass on the planet by launching your full tub of popcorn at Sirianni? I know nobody is getting hurt by popcorn. I get it's just a nuisance more than anything. But somehow that makes it even less respectable of an act. If you're going to be a piece of shit, then be a piece of shit. Do it with your chest. Not that I'd condone it, but at least you're not a half ass coward about it. This clown is just as bad as Nick Sirianni and any member of the Eagles who played a part in that disastrous collapse. Turns out that guys who bring little toy helmets to the games aren't the most well-adjusted members of society. Who knew?
Sidenote: I've seen a few people try to "dunk" on the dude wearing a Dolphins jersey at the end. I gotta admit, I appreciate that dude. He's just a guy who wants to watch some playoff football in person. Unfortunately, his Dolphins had to travel up to Buffalo to play in a blizzard. He wasn't going to make that one. So the next closest option was to catch Eagles vs Tampa Bay. He's still going to support his squad, though. That's a football guy through and through.