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The Team, The Team, The Team: Bills Fans Are Still Trying To Shovel Out Their Stadium, Setting Us Up For An Elite Snow Game

Oh hell yeah. That last tweet tells me all I need to know for today's game. It's going to be chaos. That's what I want since it's now a 4:30 Monday afternoon game. It needs to be stupid, it needs to be something we're not used to seeing. Give me that or a complete shootout and, well, with Mason Rudolph out there stupid seems to be the likely outcome. Just some good old football with trap plays and QB draws. This is where you gotta think Josh Allen being tall should have an advantage. I'd let that snow get just high enough to where only Josh Allen has the advantage. You're at home, use it! 

That said, you couldn't get my ass out there for $20 an hour and a hot dog. Shoveling snow blows. I'm not talking using a snowblower or any thing like that. I'm talking traditional shovel, scooping and tossing into the grass. It sucks. No one actually enjoys it. You load up on clothes, get out there and 100% hit some ice or a bunch of snow together that causes you to get pissed off at the shovel. 

I know everyone is out on snow games because we like to see points and normal football, but to me it's like golf. Mix it up style wise and don't just give us lowest score after 4 rounds. It's part of the reason why I love the Ryder Cup so much. The NFC has a bunch of domes and we'll get to see points there. But for now? For this one game? I hope it's guys falling all over the place, plays happening because of slipping and everything like that. 

Oh and up the ante for these fans. $20 and a hot dog plus some tickets. No one is going to be sitting there. Look at the seats! They are going to be covered in snow and/or freezing. Just pile some more people in and let them stay. If you shovel out the stadium you deserve to be in there. Not only that but they were showing up starting at midnight and still going.