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Ultimate Loser: Dallas' NBC Channel Refused To Show The Lions Win, Cut Away Early To Deliver A 'Special Weather Report' That It Was Cold Outside

Oh come on. You can't do this. You just can't. We're not talking a tornado, we're not talking a hurricane or anything like that. We're talking that it's cold outside! I know Texas isn't necessarily always used to this, but you never, ever cut away from a sporting event early to deliver a weather report unless it's a legit emergency. Even then it's 2024. We have phones. We all get alerts on our phones, even old people and you know their volume is up as high as it goes. 

This is how you end up with your rivals making fun of you on air: 

This is how TV wars start. There's now a line in the sand. Dallas NBC is no longer the go-to channel - I assume, who gives a shit. Who watches local news besides our parents? I don't even know how Cowboys fans can be upset. This is what you guys do. You play well in the regular season, beat teams you should, maybe steal one you shouldn't and then shit the absolute bed in the playoffs. It's been 30 years of the same story. There are grown adults who haven't seen any success from the Cowboys, even though they'll still scream about Super Bowls from before their time. 

I don't even care if Sean McVay fucked the Rams by not understanding time and using timeouts wrong. You can't cut away from a game early, not when the Lions are about to snap one of the biggest losing streaks in sports. People care about sports, no one gives a shit that's going to be colder on Friday and Saturday. Loser city.