Stone Cold Steve Austin's First Attempt At A Cold Plunge Is Hilarious

"Gonna revisit this motherfucker."

I've been seeing celebrities and athletes doing cold plunges all over social media for years now, but I think Stone Cold Steve Austin is officially is the first person to make a video involving one even remotely funny! 

Usually it's just someone (Joe Rogan) doing Wim Hof breaths (otherwise known as hyperventilating) in a state-of-the-art ice bath, showing off their sick mental strength and resiliency through adversity....

….but not ol' Steve here!! Stone Cold had one of the more relatable cold plunge experiences I've ever seen, where he screamed like he was on fire from the second he got in til the moment he got out, and lasted a total of 15 seconds on his first attempt at 3 minutes. I tried my first cold plunge thing at a spa on vacation back in October and it made my balls feel like they floated into my stomach hot air balloon style so I hopped out as fast as I hopped in. That ain't what you go to the spa for.

Don't worry, though, Steve Austin DID revisit that motherfucker, and he stomped a mudhole in that sumbitch on the second attempt….

P.S. This is still one of my favorite Pizza Reviews - Dave's commitment to the beer smash was incredible….