Jake Paul Has Offered To Give Joe Flacco His Choice Of A Brand New Ferrari If He Takes The Browns To The Super Bowl

Well that is a nice little offer from northeast Ohio's finest, Mr. Jake Paul. I'm pretty sure Joe Flacco wants to win the Super Bowl so he can establish himself with Elite Status, seeing as there's only been twelve quarterbacks in the history of the league who have won 2 or more Super Bowls, but a Ferrari seems like a nice added bonus? I mean, I don't know anything about cars, but a quick Google search tells me that these SF90s start at a mere $524,000 and can go all the way up to $995,000, depending on specs. Let me say this: I hope Jake Paul isn't offering up some basic ass Ferrari! This better come with the best Weight, Width, Cargo Capacity, and Satellite Radio on the market! Nothing but the finest for our boy Flacco.

Anyways, I don't think January Joe should be too focused on the SF90....YET. Let's beat the Texans today so he can collect a cool 250K bonus first.

You gotta put that on the moneyline, right? You're 5-0 in the Wild Card round, so basically any bonus you get for winning the Wild Card game should be doubled because you know that if you make it, you're going to win it. Actually, on second thought, that's illegal. But I'm going to propose another idea and I'm sure it's stupid, but I don't care. I think Joe Flacco should give away his playoff wins bonus to a Browns fan that make the trip to Houston (of which there are apparently very, very many).

Think about it. Joe Flacco did not come back for the money. The man is worth $85 million dollars, probably more. He is grossly underpaid for what he has given the Browns. I mean, his base salary is $370K. The quarterback that leads the Browns to the Super Bowl is worth probably a little over a billion dollars. But the fact of the matter is that while 250K is a shit ton of money to anyone, he has the ability to do the coolest thing.  So my point is….he's already a fan favorite (understatement) in Cleveland. But could you imagine his status if he won the game today and then tossed a quarter of a million dollars into the stands to fans that made the trip? He is already a legend. He has a chance to be a God. Just an idea, Joe. Or you can, you know, keep it.

Anyways, for you car guys, he's the Ferrari that Jake Paul is offering: