Jim Harbaugh Breaking Down His Promise To Get A '15-0' Tattoo On His Throwing Arm Is Why He Should Coach At Michigan Forever

Oh no. Oh no. All I can think about is, well, you know: 

Good news is this Michigan title won't be vacated like Louisville. Plus 15-0 looks better than 35-5 anyways. But back to the vacated title. I saw a bunch of nerds getting their jokes off about the NCAA not being done ruling or whatever. Just the ultimate fart sound that I expect only from Ohio State fans when it comes to trying to downplay a national title. Here's the good news though. Harbaugh deemed Michigan innocent: 

Case closed. Seriously, it should be. Why are people still trying to freak out about this? Anyways, I love this trend of coaches getting tattoos. I'd get it more back in the day when you had to wait for your team's highlight video to come out on VHS. But now? Now you can simply say into a remote 'Michigan national championship' and get every highlight you want. Either way making sure getting it on your throwing arm? That's just Harbaugh. He's gonna look awesome in his next shirtless football picture, that's a promise. 

I know everyone is talking about Harbaugh to the NFL. He wants to go with Herbert or New England or Atlanta or whatever else. This man should just stay at Michigan. I know there's such a thing as the NFL itch and there's only 32 jobs. But come on, this guy is Michigan football. He's the definition of a Michigan Man. He was talking to SVP about it last night and how he is giving himself 48 hours to celebrate, plans to push Spring practice back. He's gotta run it back. College football is better with Harbaugh in it and that's just a fact. 

The man delivered not only a title last night but quotes that only he could do: 

Can't wait for the picture. The man was made to have a tattoo on his throwing arm. Bad boy life.