I'd Let Sean McVay Make All My Life Decisions After Watching This Video Of The Rams War Room Discussing If They Should Draft Puka Nacua

First things first here. This is a brutal look for Sean McVay. Not because of anything he said, but man, that bald spot. It's time to come home Sean. Listen, I say this as a fellow short man who had the same problem. It's not fun. In fact everyone can see it when we're 5'9", yes, that sounds as short as you think typing it out. You try everything. The combover, different haircuts, hey maybe a little gel and spray will help it out. Nope. Too many freak tall guys around looking down saying man you are balding. And I say this with 100% sincerity - balding is worse than bald. 

Other than that? I'd simply let Sean McVay make all my important life decisions. Maybe I'm just a sucker for the way he describes wide receiver tendencies besides 'fast, can catch.' He could have said that and I'd still be like ehh, I'll defer to Sean on whether or not I should take this job! The dude has a weird brain and I mean that as the biggest compliment. You don't win a Super Bowl, be an offensive genius mind and not have some sort of bizarre brain. That's the sort of guy I need in my world. Shit, maybe I'll just let him write my headlines for me. Step 1 right there. 

I know the Rams released this because it worked out, but it really shows that we need more war room videos. I want to see the discussions before a pick. Hell, it doesn't matter what pick. They all matter. Puka was a 5th rounder, he seems to be just fine. I know I'm not a football expert, but I'd take this on the Giants. 

We have cameras rolling every second of our lives basically, especially if you're in this sort of situation. Give me the uncut, unedited good stuff. I've said it numerous times, but I'm a sucker for drafts. I love them. The strategy, the smokescreens, the actual news, all of it. Because you know what? More often than not, shit hits the fan and you don't hit on a Puka Nacua. Give me the breakdowns the Panthers had of Bryce Young vs CJ Stroud. Give me all the misses. We all love watching train wrecks and we deserve to see it with something that we love as much as sports. Sure it might hurt us again to see a running back go 2nd overall to your favorite team or to take a dumb quarterback when an All-Pro rusher was right there. But give it to us. 

Side note - I can't get over Les Snead's outfit here. The basic t-shirt over the long sleeve. Dude looks like he's trying to be the cool boss. We know you said fuck them picks. You can't be waltzing around like this even if you always have a ridiculously cool war room. Even McVay put on his finest J. Crew shirt, something I assume every male over the age of 24 owns in some color variety. 

Second side note - Strictly calling him BYU is a great move. Puka Nacua is an A+ name, but nope, he's just BYU.