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Taylor Swift Just Killed Jo Koy With A Single Look In His Direction After The Lamest Joke Ever Told At The Golden Globes

Okay listen. This wasn't the worst joke ever made and it certainly wasn't that much of a big deal joke to begin with. The reaction we're seeing is a fucking EYE ROLL, with Keleigh Teller on the side saying "cheers, bitch." It was the easiest, lamest joke you could make to Taylor. She's nominated for a GOLDEN GLOBE, and we make a joke about her NFL boyfriend. It's boring and stupid, and comes off the heels of THE WORST MONOLOGUE I've ever seen in Award Show history. Truly. Taylor's deadpan face and sip of wine were the perfect reaction to such laziness. 

The thing is, I like Jo Koy! Or, I did before tonight! He's always been like, sort of funny and seems like a good guy, but nothing that blows you away. Whoever signed him up for this, wrote these jokes and threw him to the wolves, truly wanted to end his career. I think he needs to fire his agent, block the numbers of every "comedy" writer that put his jokes together, and start from scratch. When you have Harrison Ford rolling his eyes at you, your career is over.