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Looking Good Dabo!

Look at Dabo man! You think he mixed it up with someone at practice and headbutted them while wearing a helmet? That's gotta be it, right? This is the man who says Clemson has done NIL in the name and image of God so we can't rule anything out here. If there was one coach to show up to a men's basketball game with a shiner like this it's Dabo as the clear favorite. You think Nick Saban is showing up with a black eye? I don't think so. Harbaugh, maybe? Ryan Day? Yeah, like he's going to be doing anything to show some heart. Good one there. 

You know who loves this? Tyler from Spartansburg. 

He's smiling! He's dancing! He's doing the chop right in Dabo's face. I just can't get over the black eye though. How old do you think you were when you got your last black eye? Something dumb in college? I'd say at the latest maybe like 24 or 25 when you're still an idiot, but an idiot with some money. Shit, I'm 36 and battle two toddler boys and yet to have a black eye from a random headbutt out of nowhere like it's ECW out here. But Dabo? That man shows up to a Clemson/UNC game with a shiner. Only him. 

So let's hear it. A good old fashioned caption contest. The hell happened to Dabo?