Viral Video Of Girl Leaving Her Cheating Boyfriend In The Middle Of The Ocean Is Shockingly Nothing But A Skit

Wake up babe, new video from "NoCapFights" just dropped! I hope you're sitting down for this, but it is again not a wild fight captured on video. Last week they were posting dating content:

And today in how-can-we-milk-the-most-money-out-of-Elon-Musk-by-fake-Twitter-videos we've got this video of a woman leaving her cheating boyfriend behind on a boat. I kind of wanted this to be real on initial watch, only because I don't think we've seen someone commit premeditated murder on the timeline too many times yet. I regret to inform you, and thanks to Community Notes, we can officially confirm that it's nothing but a skit used for some numbies and clout. Phew.

It's worth wondering how far people will continue to go for content creation in a world of ad revenue and social media likes. This is probably not even close to the bar. And listen, I know what you're already going to comment.. "Staged, you stupid AI fuck", or "What happened to the sports on this website? I'm going to go read a Klemmer MLB breakdown blog". I get all that. But can we at least admire the stupidity of the Internet that this can get 25 MILLION views with thousands of comments talking about how real it seems? I may have chose the wrong career if this is the type of stuff generating the big bucks.

Maybe that's the next move for Barstool? A skit department? Just clearly fake stunts aimed for the masses of social media users with zero literacy and would believe a story like the Miami mall having aliens last night? Did I just generate this company hundreds of millions of dollars? Off to go plot.