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'We Weren't Worried About Bama. We Beat The Refs AND Bama ' - Michigan Made Sure To Mock Everyone While Delivering A Masterclass In Shit Talking

I know, I know. People hate to see some shit talking, but in this case it's well-deserved. In fact, it's a damn masterclass because of how condescending it is. You weren't worried about Bama and bring up Florida State? We just spent an entire damn month hearing about this before watching the FSU backup team lose 63-3. Honestly, put Georgia in before FSU. That's not the point of the blog here. We're not here to discuss how last night we had 2 great games, 4 teams that looked like the 4 best (maybe 5 with Georgia being in the 4). Or how the decision to leave FSU out was right, even if they deserved to get in. 

It's about shit talking because shit talking is part of sports. I will die on that hill until I myself die. Even if I don't truly understand this, you got Roll Tide Willie catching strays in the locker room:

You start bringing in super fans and you are on the right track with shit talking. I love it. It's why college football has something special compared to the NFL. I'm not comparing the games, but the fact you have a team celebrating a Rose Bowl win by mocking Roll Tide Willie is only college football. That sentence barely makes sense unless you watch college football and then you just nod along like it's normal. 

I'm still not sure what Kris Jenkins and Cam Goode got into about the refs, but might as well throw them in there too. Any time you can make a comment about the refs, you simply have to. That's a rule I'll live by in sports. I don't even care about the whole SEC thing on a serious level. You won't find my ass cheering for Florida or Tennessee or South Carolina. Makes no damn sense. Either way you win, you talk shit. This is how you do it.