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Halle Berry Opened The New Year By Posting A Photo From Her NYE That Might Just Break Instagram

New year, same old AI Karim capitalizing on what you want the most in smut. It wouldn't be right if I didn't start my new year with a banger, and it was easy to find this morning after Halle Berry posted a photo of her last night during NYE. Listen, there's a whole blog to be written about how NYE has lost a little of its lust. Every place in Manhattan is a ticketed event with a few hour open bar and a champagne toast that tastes like acid for like $150 a pop at minimum, everywhere else sucks, and let's face it: going to bed early is kinda cool. 

With all that being said, if you told me Halle Berry was out there in the trenches on NYE I'd be there no hesitation. Will her and I ever go to the same places? Probably not unless she likes Barstool Nashville, but at least we'll always have this photo. There's another argument to be written someday about the true GOATs of the game: the Sofia Vergaras, the Halle Berrys, and of course the Salma Hayeks of the world that have been dominating for what seems like multiple decades now. 

Halle finished as runner-up in the Miss USA pageant and 6th in Miss World in -1986- and hasn't looked back since. That's a 38 year run if my math is mathing and the only person I know with a better career trajectory is LeBron himself. I had to sneak my true GOAT in my first blog of the year somehow.

Happy New Year and here's to greatness.