Kyler Murray Is Looking To Catch A Spanking By Walking Into Philly Wearing A Sidney Crosby Jersey
Over the years, I've had no other option but to simply respect Sidney Crosby. He's one of the greatest hockey players to ever live. He's a 3x Stanley Cup champion, top 5 all-time in points per game, and has won pretty much every major award the sport has to offer. And on top of everything, he's the all-time leading point scorer against the Philadelphia Flyers in franchise history.
As much as Sidney Crosby has ruined my life over the years, he is one of the best we've ever got to witness and I can at least respect that.
Kyler Murray ain't shit. Maybe he's an all-time video game player, but that's it. So if Kyler Murray wants to get cute and show up to Lincoln Financial Field today wearing a Crosby jersey? Well then here's to hoping that Jalen Carter and the gang go Claude Giroux all over his ass this afternoon.
Just bend that tiny man over their knee and give him a spanking all damn day. Eagles by 40.