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Extremely Wrong Woman Ratioed To Hell for Saying Dave & Busters Is An Unacceptable First Date Spot

I saw this girl's tweet the other night at thought to myself, "Now that's one dumb bitch." But then I thought, no John, you shouldn't be calling women bitches. It's almost 2024. She's very possibly a super cool girl who just so happens to have the worst opinion I've ever seen on the internet. But if I'm being truthful with you, that's what I thought. I'm passionate about Dave & Busters.

To her credit, 5.6 million views and only 116 likes is one of the most impressive ratios I've ever seen.

To not her credit, she has since went private. RIP Jules. Twitter will bully the strongest people into logging off.

Dave & Busters is an exceptional first date idea. Do you know how much you have to stink to not have a fun time there? If your personality is that much of a bummer, then sure, maybe you'll have to shell out for a seafood tower and valet parking. But if you're at least a marginally fun person to be around, I can't think of many better ways to judge each other's personalities than by spending a few hours at D&B's 

It's a fantastic way to separate the wheat from the chaff. Even if you're rich. Say you're a man of means, and are looking for a partner. Maybe you successfully executed a murder-your-wife life insurance policy scam and came into a large sum of money. Or maybe you're just single and have a high paying job. Taking a girl to Dave & Busters is a great way to see whether or not she's in it for the money. If she's disgusted by your date choice, and suggests that you charter a boat instead, that's a red flag. 

On top of that, it's the perfect amount of distractions for a first date. If you sit down at a restaurant, and she immediately says something like, "I prefer to not have a TV in the house", then you're stuck racking your brain trying to think of the last book you read just so you might have something to talk about for the next hour. If you're at Dave & Busters, then you can just park yourself on a ski-ball lane and make her watch. If you set a high score maybe you'll still get laid. 

Even more importantly, you can quickly judge her breeding stock to determine if she has what it takes to birth you a professional athlete. Or at least give you a kid good enough to get a majority of his/her college paid for. Run her through the hoop shoot and football throw to test her athletic ability. Have her play of those games where you have to line up a series of flashing lights to get a feel for her hand-eye coordination. Then maybe the Deal or No Deal game to see about her decision making. There's a ton you can learn about a person from how they Eat, Drink, Play. 

Whoever had his Dave & Busters date denied by this woman dodged a hollow-tipped bullet. All that matters is that if YOU think Dave & Busters is a good first date. If you think it's fun, then you want to be with someone else who thinks it's fun. If she says no to Busters, then you know it's not going to work out. You save everyone time and money.